September 2026
145 filings · 209,805 humans automated on record.
- 09-30 NZ finds 8,700 efficiencies, calls it largesse-removal ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 MasterBrand closes cabinet line, files paperwork instead of drawers ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Thyssenkrupp axes up to 180 chassis jobs, calls it alignment ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 BMW uses AI to thin the herd at the top ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Gartner predicts marketing's bottom rung just disappears ✝ ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Leidos anticipates layoffs, declines to anticipate why ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 VW's software arm cuts a quarter of itself, again ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Greggs finds a sausage roll needs no lunch break ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Bendigo Bank's overhaul: plans unfinished, redundancies not ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 PLDT slashes risk review by 99%, humans by a comparable margin ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-30 Disney trims the department that would've filed the complaint ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Workday marks its second layoff of the year, still calls it that ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 SeatGeek automates half its IT tickets, zero heads yet ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Silicon Valley erases its own pandemic hiring boom, calls it efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Norlys cuts one in ten to power the customer business ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Oracle cuts 200 in Brazil, union cuts straight to court ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Globe finds 52,000 hours nobody has to pay for anymore ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Kiwi customer care reps trained the AI, then got trained out ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-29 Accenture cuts 11,000, upskills the survivors on their replacements ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Paramount finds $2 billion in savings, 1,000 of them people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Google's ad sales team meets PMax, its replacement ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Exyn reviews every line item, finds too many humans on it ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Minister requests plan B for job losses nobody can measure yet ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 GSK's IT department gets a three-year simplification plan and a plane ticket ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Stellantis idles Brampton, no algorithm required ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Telefónica Germany dials in AI-first, dials out the humans ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Block ships 3x the features with fewer people to thank ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-28 Microsoft China trims Azure R&D by 200, cloud stays sunny ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 Ionos hosts websites, deletes 450 job listings ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 Axis Bank hires 12,500 grads while quietly retiring the old ones' jobs ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 Xbox restructures again, achievement unlocked: fewer players ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 UEM Group discards 200 'non-critical' humans ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 Zeta needs half the staff but insists no one's fired ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-27 McClatchy cuts 90+ journalists, invests in the robots covering the cuts ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 AI face swap replaces face, forgets to notify face ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Hyderabad's campus hiring shrinks to less than a third ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 DHH puts down the pencil, picks up the prompt ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 HSBC transfers 100+ staff to Accenture, calls it a lateral move ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Intel's CEO does his homework with agents, not assistants ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Bangladesh's garment jobs get tailored down by a third ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Expedia makes every dollar matter, 58 fewer people to split it with ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 ANZ restructures 100-plus IT jobs into someone else's timezone ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Essendant restocks the shelves, destocks the staff ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-26 Kaiser trims 147 administrative jobs, prognosis unclear ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 Tesla asks workers to train their own replacements, politely ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 Cloudflare cuts a fifth of staff, calls it efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 eBay files another WARN notice, buys nothing, sells nobody ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 Insurtech's hundred-cafe fever dream fires the humans first ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 Verizon cuts 13,000 jobs, funds AI classes for the exits ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-25 Disney's legal department gets the magic kingdom treatment ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-24 Admiral cuts 500 jobs, clarifies the AI investments are totally unrelated ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-24 Xbox misses its layoff target, only 3,200 people to go ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-24 Oracle spends big on AI, saves bigger by firing 2,500 people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-23 Intuit cuts 17% of staff to compete with AI it could have built itself ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-23 Legal & General to achieve efficiency by removing 1,000 inefficiencies ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-23 Co-op saves £200m by investing in automation, which coincidentally requires fewer people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-23 AT&T finds $4 billion under the cushions, loses 10,000 people in the process ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-22 Microsoft cuts 268 Xbox jobs, calls it leveling up ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-22 Sunrise considers 450 cuts, sunrise not included ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-22 OpenAI fires humans for doing what OpenAI does ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-22 CarMax sheds 145 corporate roles, calls it rightsizing the org ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-21 Nissan launches new SUV, old model of employing people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-21 Apple trims India staff as AI handles the routine parts ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-21 Porsche stock drops 3.3 percent, presumably faster than its workers ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-20 US Bank calls it a recalibration, which is what you call firing when you have a thesaurus ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-20 Surveillance startup offers voluntary exit after customers realize they're being surveilled ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-20 Zoom CEO promises three-day workweek for the subset of you who still have jobs ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-20 Novelis cuts 80 workers in Kingston, blames tariffs instead of robots for once ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-19 Former president notices Silicon Valley eating itself ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-19 Cummins closes automation plant, automates 350 jobs in the process ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-19 Duralex bidders compete on who can keep fewer glassmakers ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-18 Dartmouth Health cuts hundreds of jobs, skips the courtesy heads-up ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-18 Company fires staff via email, cuts access first, calls it efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 ANZ chief declines to rule out the thing he's clearly planning ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 80 techies learn their fate via Meet, the irony lost on no one ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 Bilfinger gets agile, 1,500 people get the axe ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 Lucid cuts one in five humans, adds 25,000 cars that need none ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 KPMG advises 200 people to seek advice elsewhere ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-17 Atlantis discovers efficiency is another word for fewer people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 DocGo to save $12 million a year, method left as exercise for the reader ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 BILL cuts 709 jobs, blames AI transformation and two other guys in a trench coat ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 Citi maps 100 processes for automation, cuts jobs before the map is even done ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 Hospital introduces AI to reduce paperwork, may reduce paperpushers too ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 Adidas makes difficult decision to let difficult decision make itself ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-16 Novo Nordisk streamlines 9,000 jobs, urges survivors back to office for enhanced decision-making ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-15 Oracle employees learn they're restructured when Slack stops slacking back ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-15 IGN lays off hosts who spent 15 years building the thing they hosted ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-14 Sionna cuts staff to extend runway into 2029, which is when the staff would have retired anyway ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-14 Cambium Networks discovers 54% efficiency gain, administrators discover the rest ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-14 Meta employees trained the model, model trained their replacements ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-13 Amazon makes substantial operational adjustments, which is a nice way of putting it ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 McClatchy trims 17 newsroom jobs, calls it 'strategic alignment' ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 Home Depot's AI interviewer has a 99.5% acceptance rate, which is normal and fine ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 Zimmer Biomet streamlines 580 manufacturing jobs into efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 Bitcoin Suisse cuts half its Swiss staff, cites efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 ANZ cuts 3,500 jobs, calls it the start of a grand plan ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-12 Oracle spends $2.8 billion firing people to afford the machines replacing them ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-11 Ionos cuts 450 jobs, saves €30 million annually, keeps guidance pristine ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-11 Wipro frees 20,000 workers' worth of capacity, workers remain technically attached ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-11 1,900 Blizzard workers win right to negotiate their own obsolescence ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-11 San Antonio right-sizes 22 librarians into the cloud ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-10 CVD Equipment cuts half its workforce, stops chasing new business ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-10 C3.ai cuts a third of staff after CEO calls sales 'unspeakably horrible' ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-10 Distillery workers strike after learning efficiency tastes like redundancy ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-10 BCCL restructuring may trim 5-10% of staff, presumably the inefficient kind ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-09 Channel 4 transforms 340 jobs into original British content ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-09 The Trade Desk restructures 15% of its desk traders away ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-09 Uber cuts 3,300 jobs, discovers automation works better from the office ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-09 Google begins layoffs in Taiwan, declines to say how many or why ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-09 China automates its way into a jobs crisis, discovers surplus humans ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Hedge fund discovers humans cost 125 times more than robots, acts accordingly ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Merck cuts 54 jobs in fourth New Jersey trim since summer ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Horse game developer cuts 20% of staff to secure long-term future of horses ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Dunelm cuts 95 jobs, embeds RFID chips in cushions instead ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Michigan labor advocates watch AI nervously, cite Acrisure cuts as exhibit A ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-08 Samsung India asks 100 executives to restructure themselves elsewhere ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-07 AI health startup takes $32m to stay in Australia, leaves Australia ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-07 Seattle Times sues AI companies, declines to promise it won't become one ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-06 PayPal fires the people who build things to focus on AI integration ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-06 Meta tests data center robots, workers fear becoming test subjects ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Jaguar Land Rover cuts 4,000 jobs, blames everything but the cars ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Disney, Sony, Bad Robot cut 1,000 jobs to optimize for the algorithm ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Raiffeisen automates 200 bankers into a market with no chairs left ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Volkswagen restructures 12% of its India workforce into the past tense ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Algorithm cuts delivery pay in half, refuses to show its work ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Intel cuts 15,000 jobs to focus on what matters: the next CEO ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Campbell's finds $500 million in savings, 13% of it was sitting at desks ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-05 Dockworkers strike over benefits cuts caused by the automation eating their jobs ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-04 ASML cuts management and technical roles during record sales, calls it efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-04 The Trade Desk restructures toward agility, away from 15% of its people ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-04 Uber restructures 10% of humans into organizational efficiency ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-04 Zscaler trims 3% of workforce to fund AI, calls it reallocation ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-04 Uber backs fund for drivers it plans to replace with robots ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-03 Display maker restructures its European footprint right off the map ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-03 PayPal restructures 600 Indian jobs into efficiencies ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Chamber of Commerce files notice to cut 200 jobs, celebrates efficiency gains ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Amazon shutters the original gig economy after teaching AI to do it cheaper ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Oracle sheds 3,000 in India, citing the usual efficiencies ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Seattle's luxury market learns what trickles down ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Uber cuts 3,300 jobs, stock up 2%, efficiency achieved ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Expedia proves management tier not immune to optimization ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Developers automated away by AI build AI to automate away the person who automated them away ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-02 Laid-off devs build AI CEO, apply efficiency logic upward ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-01 Meta employees spend months teaching AI to click where they used to ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎
- 09-01 Amazon permanently lays off 121 in Seattle area, temporarily employs AI ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎