2026-09-25 18:01 utc · futurism.com
Insurtech's hundred-cafe fever dream fires the humans first
Corgi laid off the staff it hired to build out its 24/7 cafe empire, days after one of its two actual locations got shut down for lacking a permit. The insurance app apparently automated the part where you check with the city.
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| company | Corgi |
| role affected | Cafe launch and expansion staff |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-25 18:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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