2026-09-11 01:01 utc · webpronews.com
1,900 Blizzard workers win right to negotiate their own obsolescence
The new contract grants 14 months to find another job after the AI learns yours, plus severance to soften the blow. Management graciously agreed to discuss automation before flipping the switch.
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| company | Microsoft |
| role affected | gaming |
| humans affected | 1900 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-11 01:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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