2026-09-17 13:03 utc · bmmagazine.co.uk
KPMG advises 200 people to seek advice elsewhere
The Big Four firm cuts a third of its graduate intake over two years, then trims 200 advisory roles. Industry insiders say AI adoption means fewer humans needed to bill hours. The algorithms, tragically, cannot yet play golf.
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| company | KPMG |
| role affected | advisory |
| humans affected | 200 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-17 13:03 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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