2026-09-08 23:01 utc · archyde.com
Hedge fund discovers humans cost 125 times more than robots, acts accordingly
Bracket22's Brian Kelly slashed payroll from $5 million to $40,000 by replacing his team with AI agents. The fund now runs on specialized bots, compute credits, and presumably one guy who knows where the API keys are.
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| company | Bracket22 |
| role affected | finance |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (5/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-08 23:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | archyde.com ↗ |