2026-09-02 12:01 utc · au.investing.com
Uber cuts 3,300 jobs, stock up 2%, efficiency achieved
The ride-hail giant is flattening management layers, which is what you call it when 10% of the global workforce gets a one-way trip out of the org chart. Wall Street approved immediately.
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| company | Uber |
| humans affected | 3300 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-02 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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