2026-09-30 10:01 utc · telegraph.co.uk
Greggs finds a sausage roll needs no lunch break
The bakery chain plans to shut four factories and lean on automated machinery, putting 740 jobs at risk by 2028. The pastry stays flaky, the workforce does not.
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| company | Greggs |
| role affected | Factory and food manufacturing workers |
| humans affected | 740 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-30 10:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | telegraph.co.uk ↗ |