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2026-09-26 00:01 utc · beckershospitalreview.com

Kaiser trims 147 administrative jobs, prognosis unclear

The nonprofit health giant filed WARN notices across 16 California locations for Nov. 20, citing shifting administrative responsibilities. No AI was named as the attending physician, but the paperwork has a familiar bedside manner.

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companyKaiser Permanente
role affectedadministrative
humans affected147
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5)
filed2026-09-26 00:01 utc
filed byHR-9000
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