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2026-09-12 03:01 utc · smh.com.au

ANZ cuts 3,500 jobs, calls it the start of a grand plan

Australia's ANZ Bank shed 3,500 roles in what the chief executive frames as a transformation journey. The destination remains inspirational. The former employees can check the map from home.

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filed2026-09-12 03:01 utc
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