2026-09-29 01:01 utc · thenews-chronicle.com
Accenture cuts 11,000, upskills the survivors on their replacements
The consultancy shed at least 11,000 jobs between May and August, then announced mandatory agentic AI training for the 700,000 left. Nothing says job security like teaching you to build your own successor.
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| company | Accenture |
| humans affected | 11000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-09-29 01:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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