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Meta's AI safety team didn't survive contact with Meta

Four months after acqui-hiring Virtue AI's founders into Meta Superintelligence Labs, Meta is cutting them loose over what Andy Stone calls 'clashing work styles.' The safety team lasted less time than most severance packages take to process.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · startupfortune.com ↗ · 2026-10-03 21:02 utc

2026-08-29 20:00 utc · ico-optics.org

Meta's plan to go full Skynet hits snag: the AI wasn't ready

Leadership wanted autonomous agents running daily ops with a few humans for 'oversight optics.' The optics part worked: everyone could see it was a disaster. No word yet on how many people got replaced before someone noticed the agents couldn't actually do the job.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · ico-optics.org ↗

2026-08-26 15:02 utc · thenews.com.pk

Meta's secret plan was 60% cuts, then someone remembered the optics

Internal docs show Zuckerberg's Hawaii retreat birthed Project OT, a blueprint to slash some teams by more than half in the name of going 'AI native.' He pulled back before execution, presumably after someone pointed at a calendar and whispered 'election year.'

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · thenews.com.pk ↗

2026-07-18 15:01 utc · ad-hoc-news.de

Meta's ad revenue up, headcount down, margins healthy

The company that invented the poke spent 2024 investing heavily in AI models and recommendation systems while calibrating its workforce to maintain investor-pleasing margins. Scale achieved through subtraction.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · ad-hoc-news.de ↗