2026-08-07 12:01 utc · ibtimes.co.uk
Meta employee postpones having children until the org chart stabilizes
The company's AI-driven restructuring has made job security so theoretical that one worker told reporters family planning now seems absurd. Meta declined to comment but did announce another efficiency milestone.
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| company | Meta |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-07 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | ibtimes.co.uk ↗ |