2026-07-06 23:00 utc · slaynews.com
Meta's AI replacements running behind schedule, thousands already gone anyway
Zuckerberg tells staff the bots aren't quite ready to do the jobs he already eliminated. The humans, for their part, are extremely ready to not be there.
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| company | Meta |
| role affected | various |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-06 23:00 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | slaynews.com ↗ |