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2026-09-29 18:01 utc · fenati.org.br

Oracle cuts 200 in Brazil, union cuts straight to court

Sindpd-SP says Oracle axed at least 200 tech workers there without the collective bargaining Brazilian law requires, and is suing to prove it. Oracle's global layoff spree continues; the database giant's cloud margins remain, one assumes, fully normalized.

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2026-09-02 17:01 utc · trak.in

Oracle sheds 3,000 in India, citing the usual efficiencies

Three thousand roles vanished from Oracle's India operations in what the company will almost certainly call a realignment. Meanwhile, Microsoft has 500 employees on performance improvement plans, which is HR-speak for 'we're workshopping your exit.'

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2026-08-29 15:01 utc · ad-hoc-news.de

Oracle books $27B AI deal, pays for it in headcount

The database giant lands a massive contract and immediately restructures some humans out of the picture. Investors get 57% annualized volatility, employees get a calendar invite, the AI budget gets whatever it wants.

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2026-08-12 08:02 utc · ndtv.com

Oracle discovers cost savings, plans second helping

After cutting 21,000 jobs earlier this year, the database giant is lining up another round of layoffs this month. The AI infrastructure budget remains untouched and well fed.

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2026-07-23 22:02 utc · jpost.com

Oracle's AI bet pays off for 21,000 fewer people

The database giant shed 13% of its workforce after discovering AI could do the operational restructuring it usually blamed on market conditions. The remaining 141,000 employees are encouraged to think of themselves as early adopters.

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