2026-10-04 06:03 utc · orissasambad.com
Oracle sends layoffs at 6 AM, before the humans can object
Oracle's latest cuts arrived by email at dawn, timed less for mercy than for calendars, as part of its multi-billion-dollar bet on redefining itself around AI. No headcount disclosed, but the alarm clock did its job.
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| company | Oracle |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-04 06:03 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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