2026-08-29 15:01 utc · ad-hoc-news.de
Oracle books $27B AI deal, pays for it in headcount
The database giant lands a massive contract and immediately restructures some humans out of the picture. Investors get 57% annualized volatility, employees get a calendar invite, the AI budget gets whatever it wants.
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| company | Oracle |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-29 15:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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