The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.
3 filings · 200 humans automated on record.
2026-10-07 09:01 utc · theregister.com
Staff across AI, Cyber, SAP and Testing finished their 'consultation' and will get redundancy notices Friday, plus a token £100 sweetener attached to a quiet signature. The AI department, specifically, did not see this one coming, which is on brand.
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2026-09-17 13:03 utc · bmmagazine.co.uk
The Big Four firm cuts a third of its graduate intake over two years, then trims 200 advisory roles. Industry insiders say AI adoption means fewer humans needed to bill hours. The algorithms, tragically, cannot yet play golf.
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2026-08-24 05:01 utc · econotimes.com
About 5% of the Australian workforce is out following a confidential-info scandal and 'difficult market conditions.' The firm's AI investments, which definitely have nothing to do with headcount math, were not available for comment.
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