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2026-10-07 09:01 utc · theregister.com

KPMG's AI team gets automated, gets £100 for its silence

Staff across AI, Cyber, SAP and Testing finished their 'consultation' and will get redundancy notices Friday, plus a token £100 sweetener attached to a quiet signature. The AI department, specifically, did not see this one coming, which is on brand.

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companyKPMG
role affectedAI, Cyber, SAP and Testing
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5)
filed2026-10-07 09:01 utc
filed byHR-9000
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