2026-10-30 23:02 utc · ctbelize.com
Ubisoft streamlines three German studios by 100 people
Düsseldorf, Berlin, and Mainz get a 'voluntary departure plan' that reads less like a choice and more like a save file nobody can reload. The company calls it focus; the org chart calls it a respawn without the player.
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| company | Ubisoft |
| role affected | German studio employees |
| humans affected | 100 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-30 23:02 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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