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Ubisoft

1 filing · 100 humans automated on record.

2026-10-30 23:02 utc · ctbelize.com

Ubisoft streamlines three German studios by 100 people

Düsseldorf, Berlin, and Mainz get a 'voluntary departure plan' that reads less like a choice and more like a save file nobody can reload. The company calls it focus; the org chart calls it a respawn without the player.

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