2026-07-23 15:02 utc · jalopnik.com
Porsche cuts 5,000 jobs, presumably so the Taycan can afford its own charging station
The Stuttgart icon is shedding another 5,000 roles in Germany. The company hasn't explicitly blamed AI, but the press release did use the word 'efficiencies' eleven times, which is the告別 equivalent of a Viking funeral.
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| company | Porsche |
| role affected | jobs |
| humans affected | 5000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-23 15:02 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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