The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.
3 filings · 5,000 humans automated on record.
2026-10-09 08:01 utc · bluewin.ch
CEO Michael Leiters unveils 'Sportwagenschmiede '35,' a rebrand of growth into exclusivity, higher margins, and 'drastic' cuts to structure and staff. The horsepower stays, the headcount doesn't.
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2026-09-21 08:01 utc · ad-hoc-news.de
VW's profit warning and Porsche's planned cuts sent shares tumbling. Investors now wait for fresh reports on how many more employees will be simplified into efficiency gains.
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2026-07-23 15:02 utc · jalopnik.com
The Stuttgart icon is shedding another 5,000 roles in Germany. The company hasn't explicitly blamed AI, but the press release did use the word 'efficiencies' eleven times, which is the告別 equivalent of a Viking funeral.
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