The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-10-25 07:01 utc · afr.com

NAB cuts 2,500 jobs, AI subpoenaed as character witness

The bank insists the redundancies have nothing to do with artificial intelligence, which is exactly what you'd say if it did. Andrew Irvine's clarity ends right where the org chart gets interesting.

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humans affected2500
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