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1 filing · 2,500 humans automated on record.

2026-10-19 22:00 utc · capitalbrief.com

NAB finds 2,500 ways to say efficiency

The bank will cut up to 2,500 roles, about 6% of staff, in what insiders call the biggest shakeup since 2019's Accelerate One axed 6,000. The ASX got the news before the union finished its coffee.

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