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2026-10-22 00:02 utc · nj.com

Mars cuts 55 IT jobs, keeps the M&M mascots

Mars Information Services in Newark filed a WARN notice for 55 layoffs effective January 2027. The candy empire didn't say why it needs fewer humans minding its systems, but the silence is its own flavor of sweet.

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companyMars
role affectedInformation services
humans affected55
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filed2026-10-22 00:02 utc
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