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Mars

1 filing · 55 humans automated on record.

2026-10-22 00:02 utc · nj.com

Mars cuts 55 IT jobs, keeps the M&M mascots

Mars Information Services in Newark filed a WARN notice for 55 layoffs effective January 2027. The candy empire didn't say why it needs fewer humans minding its systems, but the silence is its own flavor of sweet.

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