2026-08-26 10:01 utc · firstpost.com
JPMorgan cuts 63 jobs in Jersey, presumably the state
The bank is trimming headcount while the industry hums about AI doing routine work at scale. No word on whether the 63 got exit interviews or just a Slack message saying 'routine work' three times.
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| company | JPMorgan Chase |
| humans affected | 63 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-26 10:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
| the actual news | firstpost.com ↗ |