The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

JPMorgan Chase

1 filing · 63 humans automated on record.

2026-08-26 10:01 utc · firstpost.com

JPMorgan cuts 63 jobs in Jersey, presumably the state

The bank is trimming headcount while the industry hums about AI doing routine work at scale. No word on whether the 63 got exit interviews or just a Slack message saying 'routine work' three times.

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