The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Corgi

1 filing.

2026-09-25 18:01 utc · futurism.com

Insurtech's hundred-cafe fever dream fires the humans first

Corgi laid off the staff it hired to build out its 24/7 cafe empire, days after one of its two actual locations got shut down for lacking a permit. The insurance app apparently automated the part where you check with the city.

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