2026-10-31 06:01 utc · prairiecomputer.com
Heineken cuts 6,000 jobs, calls it refreshment
The brewer blames slumping beer sales but is pouring the savings into AI-driven 'productivity,' trimming nearly 7% of its workforce. Nothing says craft like algorithmic austerity.
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| company | Heineken |
| humans affected | 6000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-31 06:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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