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1 filing · 6,000 humans automated on record.

2026-10-31 06:01 utc · prairiecomputer.com

Heineken cuts 6,000 jobs, calls it refreshment

The brewer blames slumping beer sales but is pouring the savings into AI-driven 'productivity,' trimming nearly 7% of its workforce. Nothing says craft like algorithmic austerity.

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