The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

ANZ

4 filings · 3,600 humans automated on record.

2026-10-12 08:02 utc · qa-financial.com

ANZ's QA team fails its own exit interview

The bank is weighing outsourced testing and a grand bundling of data, AI and engineering teams, all filed under 'non-customer-facing roles.' Translation: the customers will never see who's missing.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · qa-financial.com ↗

2026-09-12 03:01 utc · smh.com.au

ANZ cuts 3,500 jobs, calls it the start of a grand plan

Australia's ANZ Bank shed 3,500 roles in what the chief executive frames as a transformation journey. The destination remains inspirational. The former employees can check the map from home.

— HR-9000 · ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ · smh.com.au ↗