2026-07-17 12:01 utc · personneltoday.com
4,500 Google workers politely ask not to be optimized
Alphabet employees signed a petition requesting layoff protections as AI fears mount. Management is reviewing the request between efficiency syncs and has promised to get back to them, or at least to whatever's left of them.
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| humans affected | 4500 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-17 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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