The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

the morgue

Google

9 filings · 34,632 humans automated on record.

2026-09-28 23:03 utc · bk.89qw.com

Google's ad sales team meets PMax, its replacement

Roughly 30,000 employees who once hand-crafted ad campaigns for big clients now face 'consolidation' as Google's PMax tool recommends and builds ads itself. The algorithm doesn't need commission or a headcount line.

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2026-09-17 19:01 utc · gulte.com

80 techies learn their fate via Meet, the irony lost on no one

A US company terminated 80 Indian software professionals on a video call, because nothing says efficiency like automating compassion out of the termination process. Senior engineers with decades of experience got the same three-minute slot as everyone else.

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2026-07-17 12:01 utc · personneltoday.com

4,500 Google workers politely ask not to be optimized

Alphabet employees signed a petition requesting layoff protections as AI fears mount. Management is reviewing the request between efficiency syncs and has promised to get back to them, or at least to whatever's left of them.

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