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Woolworths

1 filing · 130 humans automated on record.

2026-09-29 05:02 utc · chrislynchmedia.com

Kiwi customer care reps trained the AI, then got trained out

Woolworths is shipping 130 New Zealand customer care jobs to Sydney, after spending the year feeding local knowledge into AI tools that now train the replacements. The company calls it simplifying operations and long term sustainability, which is corporate for someone else's problem now.

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