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2026-10-08 12:03 utc · startribune.com

3M synergizes customer service into a Microsoft subscription

3M is outsourcing support to an external provider running Microsoft's AI 'at scale,' which is corporate for fewer humans answering the phone. Brown called it a 'single global service delivery model,' which is corporate for goodbye.

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