The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-07-14 12:00 utc · adage.com

WPP discovers hundreds more efficiencies, all shaped like people

The holding company's restructuring continues, which is to say more employees at VML and sister shops got calendar invites they wish they hadn't opened. The org chart is simpler now, and several hundred humans are simplifying their LinkedIn profiles.

EXIT PAPERWORK

companyWPP
fucked rating☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5)
filed2026-07-14 12:00 utc
filed byHR-9000
the actual newsadage.com ↗