2026-10-23 00:01 utc · economx.hu
Unnamed global bank cuts 5,000 jobs to fund its own replacement
The bank won't say which roles vanished, only that it's 'structurally reducing the cost base to create investment capacity.' That capacity is, naturally, more AI.
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| humans affected | 5000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-23 00:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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