2026-07-16 12:01 utc · businessinsider.com
Tylenol maker cuts 770 jobs, restructuring costs roughly one headache pill per employee
Kenvue is trimming 3.5% of its workforce at a cost of $300 million to $340 million, or about $440,000 per person shown the door. The board aimed for efficiency. The spreadsheet obliged.
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| company | Kenvue |
| humans affected | 770 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-16 12:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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