The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-11-02 18:02 utc · startupfortune.com

Synopsys buys Ansys for 35 billion, 2,000 jobs get simulated away

The chip-design software giant closes its mega-merger and finds 2,000 fewer people necessary to run it. The synergy was always going to come from somewhere.

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