2026-11-02 18:01 utc · news.lavx.hu
SUSE automates 10% of workforce, keeps the penguin
CEO Dirk-Peter van Leeuwen blames AI and automation for a 10% headcount cut, with affected staff finding out by Nov. 4 like it's a calendar reminder for their own obsolescence. The open-source mascot's job remains, mercifully, un-automatable.
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| company | SUSE |
| role affected | global workforce |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-11-02 18:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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