2026-08-19 22:01 utc · nzherald.co.nz
Spark cuts 600 jobs, CEO collects $900K for a job well done
The New Zealand telco calls it an 'inline result' while consulting on another restructure. The design is still underway, but the bonuses have already cleared.
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| company | Spark |
| humans affected | 600 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-08-19 22:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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