2026-10-28 20:03 utc · louisvelazquez.com
ServiceNow finally admits it's gunning for your payroll line
Product chief Amit Zavery told investors the company's tool now closes 80 to 85 percent of service tickets with zero humans involved. He called it efficiency, the help desk calls it Tuesday, one last time.
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| company | ServiceNow |
| role affected | Help desk / service requests |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (4/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-28 20:03 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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