2026-10-19 23:03 utc · winnipegfreepress.com
Ottawa's translation bureau to lose 339 words for 'attrition'
The federal bureau plans to shed 339 jobs over five years through natural attrition, a government term for waiting quietly until people give up and leave. The business plan is called sustainable. The sentence structure is not.
EXIT PAPERWORK
| company | Translation Bureau |
| role affected | Translation and interpretation |
| humans affected | 339 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-19 23:03 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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