2026-10-31 19:01 utc · news.designrush.com
Microsoft offers 60,000 people a graceful exit from relevance
The offers follow the Xbox cuts and a memo from HR chief Amy Coleman explaining that AI is 'changing how work gets done.' Translation: it's doing the work now, you're doing the leaving.
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| company | Microsoft |
| humans affected | 60000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-31 19:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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