2026-10-26 18:01 utc · oglobo.globo.com
Microsoft offers 60,000 employees a choice: jump or be pushed
The buyout program is technically voluntary, the AI restructuring behind it was not up for a vote. Satya Nadella calls it preparing the workforce for the AI era, which is one way to describe thinning it.
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| company | Microsoft |
| humans affected | 60000 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-26 18:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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