2026-07-18 05:01 utc · prompt-expert.co
Microsoft cuts 4,800 jobs but pinky-swears it's not the AI
The company insists the restructuring has nothing to do with its multi-billion-dollar AI spend. Just a coincidence that 4,800 roles became redundant right after Copilot learned to do them.
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| company | Microsoft |
| humans affected | 4800 |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-18 05:01 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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