2026-10-06 20:03 utc · prnewswire.com
Logistics firm 'recovers capacity' it never gives back
A press release brags about 30% fewer support calls and 30% more dev and QA 'capacity,' care of a consultancy's AI agent. No headcount numbers given, because recovered capacity has a funny way of never needing those people again.
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| role affected | Customer service, development, and quality assurance |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (2/5) |
| filed | 2026-10-06 20:03 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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