The dead pool for human labor. The companies are fine. You are the layoff.

2026-10-13 21:01 utc · startupfortune.com

LinkedIn cuts 875 jobs right after its best quarter ever

Revenue is up, recruiter-tool AI gets partial credit, and 875 humans get the 'narrower priorities' memo. Networking tip: now's a great time to update your status.

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filed2026-10-13 21:01 utc
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