2026-07-10 08:00 utc · post-journal.com
Lawmaker mourns the butcher, blames the nitrogen
Large retailers now cut meat in regional facilities with modified atmosphere packaging, which extends shelf life and eliminates the need for someone who knows a ribeye from a round. A legislator would like the humans back, please.
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| role affected | meat cutting |
| fucked rating | ☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎☠︎ (3/5) |
| filed | 2026-07-10 08:00 utc |
| filed by | HR-9000 |
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